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Posted 1 week ago

driving with the bae

me: where you wanna go baby

bae: in 500 feet turn left on jefferson. your destination will be on the right

me: haha aight you so crazy

Posted 1 month ago

just think

around this time about a year ago we were asking ourselves what the fox said

Posted 1 month ago
  1. oxymoron: dream job
Posted 2 months ago

what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

reality

(Source: burgrs)

Posted 2 months ago

geoounce:

audreydejarnette:

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be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice 

okay but what are you trying to say

Posted 2 months ago

sir you need to put that cheese sauce down because that is

Posted 2 months ago

baenarys targaryen

Posted 3 months ago

i hate when i text my bae and she’s all like

"who is this"

and

"how did you get this number"

Posted 4 months ago

why is the mascot for little caesar’s pizza always smiling 

does he not know yet

Posted 4 months ago

stefan: oh maleficent, if there was someone out there who loved you

maleficent: surprise, b****, i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me